Monthly Archives: February 2015

seriously, nabisco?

So apparently, this fuckery will exist sometime in the near future: Seriously, Nabisco? Is the four-eleventy-thousand-billion dollars you’re raking in by owning the sandwich cookie market not enough for you? Have you no soul? Who greenlighted the production of this … Continue reading

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dreaming of the beach…

So here we are in the dead of winter, a numbingly cold -1 in the STL today and I can’t help but daydreaming how I’d rather be on a beach. Any beach. Anywhere. Sidebar: Fully aware that some of my … Continue reading

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vans

For the record, when there’s 3″ of snow on the ground – despite the weather mopes predicting 7-9″ – Vans should not be considered proper footwear. At least Spicoli would be proud of me. (P.S. – Feel free to shovel … Continue reading

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i can’t even…

So this conversation – brief as it was – happened in our family room yesterday: Blondie #2: Mom, it really stinks bad upstairs. M: OK. What does it smell like? Blondie #2: Lady scent. Yes. My 12-year-old said “lady scent”. … Continue reading

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sequels are the devils work…

It’s the truth. I defy you to find a sequel – book, TV show, movie, anything – where the second version (or third, or – God forbid – fourth and beyond) holds up to the original. Perhaps that’s a tad harsh, seeing as … Continue reading

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