OK, so if you had your choice of ways to NOT start a Tuesday morning…which would you choose?

A.) Stepping in a pile of dog shit – barefoot – as you plod half-awake through the living room at 6:23am on your way to get a shirt from the laundry room, nearly crashing brain-first into your dining room table as you stumble sideways as to not step in a second pile of dog shit. (P.S. Thanks, Tucker the Pup)

2.) Walking face first through a giant ass spider web on your front porch, after spending the previous 17 minutes and half of another minute cleaning the aforementioned dog shit off the bottom of your foot – and the 6 other spots it appeared across the living room floor. (P.S.S. Thanks again, Tucker. You suck.)

d.) All of the above.

I’m going to go on the premise that no one will judge me for starting my day with a gin & tonic when I arrive at the office.

#BringMeATumblerFullOfBoodlesSTAT