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Me: I don’t know if I’m more disappointed that you have a felony on your record now or that you were dumb enough to get caught in the first place. Stanford doesn’t typically accept criminals, dumbass. C Todd: Hahahaha…one of … Continue reading
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Text: Is your house number 4153? Me: That depends on who this is? Sorry – don’t have your number in my phone. Jess: It’s Jess. What, don’t you give your address to random strangers? Me: I used to, but then … Continue reading
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