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vans
For the record, when there’s 3″ of snow on the ground – despite the weather mopes predicting 7-9″ – Vans should not be considered proper footwear. At least Spicoli would be proud of me. (P.S. – Feel free to shovel … Continue reading
i can’t even…
So this conversation – brief as it was – happened in our family room yesterday: Blondie #2: Mom, it really stinks bad upstairs. M: OK. What does it smell like? Blondie #2: Lady scent. Yes. My 12-year-old said “lady scent”. … Continue reading
sequels are the devils work…
It’s the truth. I defy you to find a sequel – book, TV show, movie, anything – where the second version (or third, or – God forbid – fourth and beyond) holds up to the original. Perhaps that’s a tad harsh, seeing as … Continue reading
fun with evernote tags
As someone who attends more internal meetings per week than should be allowed by law, I find it imperative to keep copious notes…especially when 12 times out of 10, everyone in the room spends more time dicking around on their … Continue reading
So I logged on to Twitter the other day and noticed an alert in my Notifications. Hooray for new followers, right? Not exactly. Apparently some character with the handle @SamBehnam has decided to follow me on the Twitters: Did he … Continue reading
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greatest hits
Anyone who’s met me and had a conversation for longer than 10 minutes will know I’m a giant music dork. My love of song began early with lazy days lying on the living room floor, the sounds of Mom’s Chicago … Continue reading
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So I was killing some time the other evening on Pinterest and stumbled across a pin of a quote by Oscar Wilde. As I’m a bit of a sucker for witty and inspirational quotes, this one struck me not necessarily … Continue reading
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OK, so I’m $18 bucks in on this thing. Now I just gotta figure out where the hell I’m going with it. Pretty sure it’s never going to get more than, say, 23 followers, but still… There is a LOT … Continue reading
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